At first he seemed harmless enough, he was full of shit but harmless: he lived in a house of two rooms by the sea, painted a yellowish color and with a garden of roses and orange trees, with an old man in the garden and two goats that went about his house at all times.

Is the old man in the garden above ground, or below ground, bestie?

The old man in the garden is not above ground. You should never look too long into the eyes of the old man in the garden. His eyes are very old.

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    The goats 🤯
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    The old man in the garden was not guilty of anything. The only true crime he ever committed was giving birth to his twin...
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    So he really wasn’t harmless. He was guilty of a murder - or perhaps of something else.